Have I been Hexed?

Have I been hexed? A friend suggested it, having heard about my torn shoulder ligaments, new hard drive and defunct DVD player.

Since then I've had the vacuum cleaner repaired, crashed the car and replaced the silent telephone. The boiler is still very sick. As I mentioned before, XX has cancer and each new scan raises more questions than answers. Yesterday, the washing machine was diagnosed with a terminal motherboard condition that requires, well, a new washing machine.

I really am starting to think someone has it in for me.

It's OK. You won. You can stop now.